[Novalug] Introduction

[Tux Subscriber Dave Aronson]

Jay Hart <jhart at kevla.org> wrote:
>  >>  Hey, what is wrong with hot fresh pizza Saturday morning???   I eat it all
>  >> the time.
>  >
>  > Heretic!  Saturday (and Sunday) morning is for COLD pizza, with warm flat
>  > beer!
>
>  The gloves are off, I challenge you to a duel...
>
>  Your favorite pizza vs. mine at 10 yards...

Only cold pizza will hold together well enough to be flung ten yards!

Besides, nobody had said anything yet about *favorites*.  Mmmm,
Generous George's, with sausage for taste and green peppers for
crunch!  Or to really knock you out, a deep-dish sausage pizza from
the no-longer-extant Corky's of Pittsburgh -- what a friend of mine
dubbed the Immobility Special!

And what about the favorite beer?  THAT at least could probably travel
ten yards at any (reasonable) temperature, given enough pressure in
the keg.  Mmmmm, my friend Kathleen's husband's homebrewed Xmas Ale...
that'll surely knock you out!  Strong like tractor....

-Dave

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